"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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