I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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