what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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