She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It's blow job season.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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