If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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