I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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