Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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