whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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