West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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