Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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