yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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