so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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