Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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