sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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