your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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