I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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