White coat. Heels.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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