she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
