Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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