dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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