But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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