In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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