She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
So much rum. So many feels.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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