It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
