So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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