Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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