Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
