I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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