): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
you are never too drunk for berry picking
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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