She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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