apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
i believe in u and ur pee
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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