"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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