Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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