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Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
They have beer where we have blood.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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