If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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