considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
