Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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