I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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