That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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