why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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