and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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