oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
