Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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