I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
i just sent this text using only my big toe
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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