is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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