I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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