NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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