Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
