I feel great
I just peed on a car
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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