I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
operation have a gay friend backfired
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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