I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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