She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
dude. I can hear the air.
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