i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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