About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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