oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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