so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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