So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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