Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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