so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
