It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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